[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with [ ] Blonde = with a broken heart [ ] Black = with a sexy smile [ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend [ ] Red = that likes to have fun [ ] Brown = who loves to be different [x] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes [ ] Bald = with herpes [ ] Other = with a nice ass
Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate [ ] 2 = who needed [ ] 3 = who killed [x] 4 = who shot [ ] 5 = who killed [ ] 6 = who smoked with [ ] 7 = who farted on [ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with [ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by [ ] 10 = who cuddled with [ ] 11 = who slept with [ ] 12 = who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = a french fry [ ] 02 = a dog [ ] 03 = a shoe [ ] 04 = a toothbrush [ ] 05 = Santa Claus [ ] 06 = The Trojan man [ ] 07 = Barny the dinosaur [ ] 08 = a prostitute [ ] 09 = a porn star [ ] 10 = a bag of weed [ ] 11 = a lover [ ] 12 = a glass of milk [ ] 13 = a horse [ ] 14 = a lesbian [x] 15 = Michael Jackson [ ] 16 = a pickle [ ] 17 = a jew [ ] 18 = a condom [ ] 19 = an orange [ ] 20 = a dildo [ ] 21 = a homeless guy [ ] 22 = a whore [ ] 23 = my crush [ ] 24 = an easter egg [ ] 25 = a jar of honey [ ] 26 = a homo [ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal [ ] 28 = the kool-aid man [ ] 29 = a stripper [ ] 30 = Paris Hilton [ ] 31 = YOUR MOM
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana {...} [x] Black = because im sexy as hell [ ] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to [ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs [ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous [ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life [ ] Purple = because I'm gay [ ] Gray = because I got dared [ ] Other = because that's how I roll [ ] Green = because I'm good in bed [ ] Orange = because I smoke crack [ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose [ ] Brown = because I had to
a little too happy scene kid with sexy eyes who shot Michael Jackson because im sexy as hell